The mysterious attack of the bluebottles - Panda 🐼

The mysterious attack of the bluebottles - Panda 🐼 

Panda 🐼 is a deranged, callous & attention seeking maniac. The panda 🐼 is a short, ballooned, short-legged nutcase with half a mouthful of yellow, crookid teeth tells a strange story. I admit the story leaves a sense of making sure you clean your house/room from fear of being attacked vibe. But then again, the Panda is a dirty creature. She's not so black & white. 

Below shows this strange story that the Panda continues to claim is true. 

Attachments (see pics) show even the Oglibear didn't believe the Panda. 

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One day when the Panda 🐼 was in Birmingham in her flat. The Panda decided to go to the supermarket because there was no chocolate Milky Ways left. (more on the superstitious theory of Milky Ways in a seperate story). 

When the Panda leaves the flat, all windows and doors were apparently locked. 

When the Panda returned 1 hour later, the window was slightly open and a glass of milk was on a table on its side with the milk everywhere. The Panda strode into the lounge area and to her surprise saw numerous flies in the room. She was shocked but her curiosity allowed her to edge closer. As she closed in on the bunch of flies, she heard buzzing and saw the flies were blue in colour, at that moment the huge Panda 🐼 realised they were bluebottles!

Panic struck her heart and she waddled out of the flat as fast as her short legs could carry her. 

Short introduction of bluebottles:

Numbers off bluebottles appearing in your dwelling indicates that a small animal (maybe a mouse or shrew) has died - possibly under the floorboards or up a chimney. It could also be due to decaying matter, this could be garbage bins overflowing. 

Female bluebottles are easily able to find sources of suitable food and are often found in domestic kitchens.

The venom from bluebottle stings can inflict pain and swelling. Treatments for a bluebottle sting range from a hot water soak to topical creams. 

Back to the story... 

After 30 minutes, the Panda 🐼 returns with some insect killing spray. In her haste the Panda 🐼 sprayed her self in the mouth and eyes. 

Poor panda developed an eye problem. Whilst the Panda 🐼 blamed the bluebottles, from the attached, it was clearly her stupidity in spraying herself. 

Apparently, the Panda never recovered. 

** Panda 🐼 is a high blue according to my brother Farooq Ali. It's strange that the flies in her story were blue too. **