All about the Panda 🐼 - FACTS!

The Panda 🐼 - Tragic twist of fate? Not many will remember this, it was a tragedy. Anyway, let's brief you on what happened. One evening, I think I was around 8 years old, I was playing football in the garden with 2 other individuals. We were having so much fun. Suddenly, the Panda thundered outside and declared she wanted to play too. The Panda was allowed to play but whilst being tackled in a corner by her ferocious opponent, the poor panda with her stumpy legs tripped over a small kerb and fell headfirst into the gutter. Her ferocious opponent who tackled the ball off the Panda 🐼 was busy trying to score her goal. No one noticed the poor pandas lifeless body laying on the ground bleeding out. After a few minutes, it was apparent that there was a serious issue. All 3 stood shocked. The oldest ran inside to call the headmaster. Towels were brought to stem the bleeding. The Panda 🐼 had passed out. The ambulance was called and the Panda was taken into surgery and stay...

Panda 🐼 - FACT - NO. 3 The Panda has put Vodka in someone's tea when they came to visit. (see short stories for attachment proof) 

Panda 🐼 - FACT - NO. 2 The Panda 🐼 drinks Vodka. 

Panda 🐼 - FACT - NO. 1 The Panda 🐼 beat someone up close to her - with a belt. 

The mysterious attack of the bluebottles - Panda 🐼  Panda 🐼 is a deranged, callous & attention seeking maniac. The panda 🐼 is a short, ballooned, short-legged nutcase with half a mouthful of yellow, crookid teeth tells a strange story. I admit the story leaves a sense of making sure you clean your house/room from fear of being attacked vibe. But then again, the Panda is a dirty creature. She's not so black & white.  Below shows this strange story that the Panda continues to claim is true.  Attachments (see pics) show even the Oglibear didn't believe the Panda.  **** One day when the Panda 🐼 was in Birmingham in her flat. The Panda decided to go to the supermarket because there was no chocolate Milky Ways left. (more on the superstitious theory of Milky Ways in a seperate story).  When the Panda leaves the flat, all windows and doors were apparently locked.  When the Panda returned 1 hour later, the window was slightly open and a glas...